LMH Freitag 30.06.2006

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Crosspost von ASF:

I neglected writing FRs long enough (Work, University etc. takes too much time). But occasionally it helps remembering on where you are in your game. So I will resume my last outing with some of the lair guys:

I went out to this big, moderately cool club to meet some guys from the local lair I haven't seen in quite a while. When I arrive I talk to Grim and Danny for like five minutes, when Grim pulls me away and starts chatting up two pretty young girls. Since I first met him, Grim's game has developed so much, it's not funny. He seems to have zero AA anymore and gets the attention and leadership role he needs, for a good PU. You'll make it big, buddy.

He DHV's about how he's a PU coach and how I paid him money to introduce me to them *lol* The four of us sit down to the side after Grim leads them to some tables and he begins to explain how this works. One chick is pulled away by her bf, and Grim tells me that I should entertain #2 now and ejects. This was very surreal for me, as this is a frame I profoundly dislike and because he left me with a big ass DLV on my lap.

So I start to dig my way out of that position, being c&f, bullshitting about the whole PU thing and how we pay each other money to introduce us to chicks etc. At one point I tell her that if I ever get in trouble while talking to her, I'd just flash my torch light and light a giant cock in the air, to call Grim over to the rescue - just like Batman in Gotham city. IOIs keep coming constantly: reengaging conversations, when I lean back to relax, asking stuff about me all the time etc. At some point I decide that she's just to young for me and that I don't even want to kiss close as she seems to have a nasty cold. I tell her I gotta catch my friend Grim - cya.

Meanwhile a small congregation of PUAs has gathered :) Rockstar, Backdoor, xCurseX and Flyhigh as well as Orangutan-Klaus and his pal which I haven't met previously. Now the Name Orangutan-Klaus is fucking hilarious and I start opening a couple of chicks by asking them if they'd want to meet somebody who calls himself "Orangutan-Klaus" :) Some are married and flash their rings (how come everybody is married these days?), others laugh their asses off and fluff for a while, but nobody seems to like the name - sorry Klaus :) Anyways, just warming up a tad.

Rockstar opens a dancing two-set and we introduce ourselves, spinning the girls around etc. Nice vibing going on between us. Rockstars dance-game is fantastic. He's so much fun, girls are all over him. So much fun - fuck, I feel left out dude :) So I walk up to this swedish looking girl (an HB8 maybe?) which I made EC with for a while and go direct. She's with 2 potential cockblock warpigs, but I just don't have any notion of entertaining them. I just walk past them and talk to her. She likes it and looks me in the eyes, kinoing my arm, but tells me she has a BF but thinks I'm cute. Anyways, I don't feel like going further with this given that she has 2 cockblocks who are about to go off and a BF she seems to be committed to.

My next target is found on the dancefloor. She's a little bit chubby, but in a HB6.5 kinda way :) Her style is pretty cool and makes her look more like a 7 (which she isn't). I watch her for a couple of minutes while I am dancing and making EC. She gets approached a lot, since she's sending out a definite "fuck me" vibe, but blows caveman-kino guys off all the time. I notice an AFC guy besides her, who looks like a total nerd (yes, I know I will burn in hell for the following opener) and I go in with "Hey, do you think your BF (point to nerd) would mind if we dance for a while?" (big grin). She playfully punches my arm and laughs (I'm in,yezz!).

HBChubby6.5: That's not my BF, my BF is at home. But sure, I'd love to dance with you.

Me: Ooh - so you are one of *those* girls ;)

HBChubby6.5: No I'm not! A dance is about as far as it gets with the two of us tonight.

Don't remember what I said, but it resulted in some light grinding. I dance and banter with her for a while. I keep getting IOIs and she's asking a lot of biographical questions which I let her guess about. I'm introduced to a HB6 Friend of hers, but no PUA in sight to wing for me, so I dance and banter with them both for a while. Then xCurseX comes over and interrupts for greetings and byebyes since he lives close to the end of the world and has to take the train (dude, you gotta sort out that logistics situation of yours soon ;)) Meanwhile HBChubby6.5 and her friend leave (I'm pretty sure they'll be back).

I walk out to see a flock of PUAs gaming a group of blondes. Always an impressive sight. I merge with the group and I'm introduced. I neg the girls a little but don't want to intrude on anyones @#*f-close tonight. Dancefloor time again. I spot the blonde swedish girl who keeps giving me EC and smiles at me, but I just don't know what to make of that situation. Fuck. Should've tried to instantly extract her for a brief chat at the least. Then I spot HBChubby6.5, giving the cold shoulder to a guy again. I reopen with "That was not nice of you, giving this guy the cold shoulder bla bla bla". She smiles - happy to have me back. We dance, grind. I grab her hand and lead her to a table. No resistance.

I start the cube, and she's very into it. I kino her arm. She likes showing off her confidence. While I'm doing the cube Grim interrupts and I introduce him to HBChubby6.5, but then he starts asking questions about a routine I once showed him (damn you Grim, satan will have your soul!! :D ). I resume the cube, but then the lights go on and it's closing time. Fuck. I try to number close

Me: "You know, I'd tell you the rest of the story another day, but then you'd have to give me your number and then your BF would be jealous. So we probably shouldn't do this."

HBChubby6.5: "Aw, well he probably wouldn't get jealous, as we are in a long distance relationship"

Me: "Okay then" (hand over my cellphone)

HBChubby6.5: (shakes head) "If I wouldn't have a BF maybe there would be a chance, but this way...I don't think this would work out."

We get up and she introduces me to a huge ass AMOG, who looks like he's on steroids. We shake hands and he grins from ear to ear (Maybe he's the BF? Or a friend of the BF?). She says goodbye and off she walks with AMOG-guy.

All the lair guys have left the building - shit. Hopefully they got more pussy then I did that evening. It's about 2.30 am and I'm not exactly ready to go to sleep just yet. So I call up my mates, who are living it up in the city. Grab a bike and crash some bars with them. We vibe and dance.

Now, I was fairly drunk at the time - so the following could've been handled a lot smoother than I actually handled it. A dark haired HB7 walks up to me and starts grabbing my arm

DarkHB7: "Excuse me, do you speak German?"

Me: LOLs (fake accent) "Yezz, a litt-le bitt" (mocking her, so she can notice)

DarkHB7: "Oh, okay - you know this is not a come on or something, but I wondered if anybody ever told you that you look just like..."

Me: (interrupts) "Nooo - nobody ever told me that. Never! And it wasn't me in that phone booth, ok?" (grins)

DarkHB7: (shocked expression) "Oh - that was exactly what I wanted to ask you. Okay, bye then." (ejects)

Aw fuck. I really need a good line for girls who tell me that I look like fucking Colin Farrell. I think she mistook my humor for aggressiveness - which is pretty bad.

---[Lessons Learned]------

+ Cologne Lair is an awesome bunch of freaks

+ My AA is under control and in moderate levels

+ I can strike up conversations with ridiculous openers (Thanks you Orangutan-Klaus, for borrowing me your for the opener, you're awesome)

- I really shouldn't drink

- I really need a good followup on this Colin Farell thing I've got going

- I still have to find a way to close chicks who have BFs, more attract game perhaps? I dunno.

regards,

TheTruth

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Gast Janus
DarkHB7: "Oh, okay - you know this is not a come on or something, but I wondered if anybody ever told you that you look just like..."

Me: (interrupts) "Nooo - nobody ever told me that. Never! And it wasn't me in that phone booth, ok?" (grins)

DarkHB7: (shocked expression) "Oh - that was exactly what I wanted to ask you. Okay, bye then." (ejects)

Aw fuck. I really need a good line for girls who tell me that I look like fucking Colin Farrell. I think she mistook my humor for aggressiveness - which is pretty bad.

haha, wie geil, ich hab genau dasselbe gadacht als mir danny dein Foto von der LMH zeigte :D

Biste diesen Freitag auch wieer da? würd dich gern mal persönlich treffen

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haha, wie geil, ich hab genau dasselbe gadacht als mir danny dein Foto von der LMH zeigte :D

Biste diesen Freitag auch wieer da? würd dich gern mal persönlich treffen

:D Ne, diesen Freitag nicht. Nächsten Freitag leider auch nicht (die Loveparade ruft :D). Aber danach bin ich wieder in der Stadt. Dann wäre ich gern mal wieder dabei. Wäre der 21.7.

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